Gubrawnak is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, fussy raven.

Gubrawnak created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubrawnak, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gubrawnak, it will turn you into a rock.

Gubrawnak's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gubrawnak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.