Pintingig Jadfetdav is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring octopus.

Pintingig Jadfetdav created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pintingig Jadfetdav, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pintingig Jadfetdav, it will destroy your home planet.

Pintingig Jadfetdav's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Pintingig Jadfetdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pintingig Jadfetdav's priests.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about fire.