Cungubfut is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-knowing crane.

Cungubfut created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cungubfut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cungubfut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cungubfut's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cungubfut's Holy Commandments

1. Cungubfut must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not record signs concerning comets.

3. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

4. Never feed parsnips to turtles while wearing cyan boots.

5. Do not make images of living things.