Nurdab Tipflangan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless clam.

Nurdab Tipflangan created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Nurdab Tipflangan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurdab Tipflangan, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nurdab Tipflangan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nurdab Tipflangan's Holy Commandments

1. Nurdab Tipflangan loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near aardvarks while wearing purple scarves and balancing three lead spheres on your arms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.