Nullsithad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, generous beaver.

Nullsithad created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nullsithad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nullsithad, it will destroy your home planet.

Nullsithad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nullsithad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Never leap in the presence of elders.

4. Never wear white shirts.

5. Do not commit murder.