Gutdangov is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, witless lobster.

Gutdangov created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutdangov, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gutdangov, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gutdangov's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gutdangov's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gutdangov.

2. Never feed lentils to badgers while wearing coats.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Always store pineapples above ground.

5. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.