Dobzimcab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable beaver.

Dobzimcab created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobzimcab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dobzimcab, he will think nothing of it.

Dobzimcab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dobzimcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

2. Never gather three gulls in one place.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dobzimcab.