Dobzimcab is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable
beaver.
Dobzimcab created an atom seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dobzimcab, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Dobzimcab, he will think nothing of it.
Dobzimcab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Dobzimcab's Holy Commandments1. Never speak the names of stars aloud.
2. Never gather three gulls in one place.
3. Do not wear iron on your body.
4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Dobzimcab.