Legtenrul is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omniscient human.

Legtenrul created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legtenrul, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Legtenrul, it will jump up and down on your head.

Legtenrul's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Legtenrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Never prepare turnips during summer.

3. Legtenrul loves bats, so they must be respected.

4. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

5. Always pray immersed in water.