Stiggilmab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise dragonfly.

Stiggilmab created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiggilmab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stiggilmab, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Stiggilmab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Stiggilmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow swans to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

4. Never touch ash while blessed.

5. Never hurt tortoises.