Lidtigyamcebjonbusduss is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous newt.

Lidtigyamcebjonbusduss created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidtigyamcebjonbusduss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lidtigyamcebjonbusduss, it will think nothing of it.

Lidtigyamcebjonbusduss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Lidtigyamcebjonbusduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Never look in ponds.