Flanhomcut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid scorpion.

Flanhomcut created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Flanhomcut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flanhomcut, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flanhomcut's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Flanhomcut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray immersed in water.