Gablanvid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-assured chicken.

Gablanvid created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Gablanvid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gablanvid, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gablanvid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gablanvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed corn to swans while wearing turquoise boots.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near tapirs while wearing cyan shorts and balancing nine tin spheres on your feet.