Davdussveen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sage finch.

Davdussveen created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davdussveen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Davdussveen, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Davdussveen's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Davdussveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Davdussveen.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.