Narsasspag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient bee.

Narsasspag created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Narsasspag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Narsasspag, he will turn you into a rock.

Narsasspag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Narsasspag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Never wear brown dresses.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not stand on grass.