Himmonbidgovhenvigyarplit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident dog.

Himmonbidgovhenvigyarplit created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himmonbidgovhenvigyarplit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Himmonbidgovhenvigyarplit, it will turn you into a tree.

Himmonbidgovhenvigyarplit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Himmonbidgovhenvigyarplit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Never feed peas to goats while wearing blue rings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.