Huglungem Bumjatkoplarg is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited jackal.

Huglungem Bumjatkoplarg created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Huglungem Bumjatkoplarg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Huglungem Bumjatkoplarg, she will ignore you.

Huglungem Bumjatkoplarg's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Huglungem Bumjatkoplarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.