Yakhak is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient hydra.

Yakhak created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakhak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yakhak, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yakhak's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yakhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Yakhak on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about chromosomes.