Benpigmad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered dryad.

Benpigmad created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benpigmad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Benpigmad, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Benpigmad's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Benpigmad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Benpigmad.

2. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

3. Hide if four foxes approach from the north.

4. Never touch water while blessed.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.