Orthinarn is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient jellyfish.

Orthinarn created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Orthinarn, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Orthinarn, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Orthinarn's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Orthinarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

3. Never prepare apples during winter.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.