Bestcadtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able dragon.

Bestcadtetti created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestcadtetti, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bestcadtetti, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bestcadtetti's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bestcadtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. You must pray to Bestcadtetti five times a day.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not kill ducks.