Spagarnhot Leggidstanstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, slow mouse.

Spagarnhot Leggidstanstrag created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagarnhot Leggidstanstrag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Spagarnhot Leggidstanstrag, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Spagarnhot Leggidstanstrag's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Spagarnhot Leggidstanstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Never gather three voles near doors.

4. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

5. Do not speak about carrots.