Cubdossittitsog is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, smart dragon.

Cubdossittitsog created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubdossittitsog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cubdossittitsog, he will cry a lot.

Cubdossittitsog's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cubdossittitsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Never gather seven dolphins near walls.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never mark doors with magenta.