Tigontzakdanrulnadgig Dammotpin Bamqueegren is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable deer.

Tigontzakdanrulnadgig Dammotpin Bamqueegren created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigontzakdanrulnadgig Dammotpin Bamqueegren, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tigontzakdanrulnadgig Dammotpin Bamqueegren, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tigontzakdanrulnadgig Dammotpin Bamqueegren's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tigontzakdanrulnadgig Dammotpin Bamqueegren's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

3. Never hop in summer.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not take Tigontzakdanrulnadgig Dammotpin Bamqueegren's name in vain.