Catwitlik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, wise lobster.

Catwitlik created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Catwitlik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Catwitlik, it will ignore you.

Catwitlik's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Catwitlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

3. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.