Hamlargsag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, wise swallow.

Hamlargsag created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamlargsag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hamlargsag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hamlargsag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hamlargsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Do not place spinach upon stone.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not record names concerning moons.

5. Never write about comets.