Listquartbag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, vain wyvern.

Listquartbag created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Listquartbag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Listquartbag, he will cry a lot.

Listquartbag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Listquartbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always wear purple.