Wotvanbarn Yarlbogbem is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair raven.

Wotvanbarn Yarlbogbem created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotvanbarn Yarlbogbem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wotvanbarn Yarlbogbem, it will be mildly annoyed.

Wotvanbarn Yarlbogbem's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Wotvanbarn Yarlbogbem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wotvanbarn Yarlbogbem nine times a day.

2. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

5. Hide from violet nematodes for they are unholy.