Mabgepgar is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, temperamental fish.

Mabgepgar created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabgepgar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mabgepgar, he will be very unhappy.

Mabgepgar's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Mabgepgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six squirrels in one place.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Run away if four tapirs approach from the north.

4. Do not gather at doors at midday.

5. Never jump in winter.