Stiktadquam is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tranquil hare.

Stiktadquam created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiktadquam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stiktadquam, he will manifest in front of you.

Stiktadquam's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Stiktadquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near bats while wearing white skirts and balancing four gold spheres on your neck.

5. Never feed grapes to tortoises while wearing magenta rings.