Pittargbet is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous bat.

Pittargbet created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pittargbet, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pittargbet, it will send minions to preach to you.

Pittargbet's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pittargbet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the west.

2. Never whisper while facing south.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.