Faskamlit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, kind elephant.

Faskamlit created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faskamlit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Faskamlit, she will turn you into a sheep.

Faskamlit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Faskamlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about gravity near snakes while wearing fawn hats.