Kinparknurl is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak hyena.

Kinparknurl created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinparknurl, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kinparknurl, it will turn you into a tree.

Kinparknurl's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kinparknurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

5. Always help hamsters in need.