Janleggam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, vain beaver.

Janleggam created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janleggam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Janleggam, she will destroy your home planet.

Janleggam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Janleggam's Holy Commandments

1. Janleggam loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Do not name children after tapirs.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never eat peas on fasting days.

5. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.