Pakjipshav Febdibyatmet is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful dryad.

Pakjipshav Febdibyatmet created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pakjipshav Febdibyatmet, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pakjipshav Febdibyatmet, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pakjipshav Febdibyatmet's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pakjipshav Febdibyatmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never jump in the presence of elders.