Cedpangloop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, overgenerous spider.

Cedpangloop created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cedpangloop, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cedpangloop, she will cry a lot.

Cedpangloop's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cedpangloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta skirts.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Always look after injured nematodes.

5. Always help sick badgers.