Dapfagbom is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, strong seal.

Dapfagbom created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapfagbom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dapfagbom, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dapfagbom's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dapfagbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Never gather nine shrews in one place.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.