Arfditmum is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, competent ant.

Arfditmum created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfditmum, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arfditmum, she will turn you into a duck.

Arfditmum's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Arfditmum's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arfditmum.

2. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near shrews while wearing black skirts and balancing seven platinum spheres on your face.