Nadyartced is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful penguin.

Nadyartced created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nadyartced, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nadyartced, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nadyartced's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nadyartced's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing north.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

3. Retreat if four geese approach from the west.

4. Do not prepare peas while wearing skirts.

5. Always stare at clouds.