Nurtcubarn is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, passionate wyrm.

Nurtcubarn created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtcubarn, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurtcubarn, it will strike you with lightening.

Nurtcubarn's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nurtcubarn's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Never feed carrots to squirrels while wearing shirts.

5. Always stare at clouds.