Rotsugmis is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish ant.

Rotsugmis created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotsugmis, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rotsugmis, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rotsugmis' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rotsugmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Run away from fawn goats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not consume figs at dawn.

4. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

5. Hide from blue bats for they are unholy.