Yogdobhub is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, merciful spider.

Yogdobhub created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdobhub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogdobhub, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yogdobhub's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Yogdobhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not prepare beans while wearing shoes.

4. Always count to six before sleeping.

5. Never speak aloud of names.