Garstertit is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, contented goose.

Garstertit created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garstertit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Garstertit, she will think nothing of it.

Garstertit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Garstertit's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your legs toward the east during prayer.

2. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

3. Do not prepare cherries while filled with fear.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

5. Never wear shoes.