Ingzoglik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical coyote.

Ingzoglik created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingzoglik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ingzoglik, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ingzoglik's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Ingzoglik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.