Camwiphen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage elephant.

Camwiphen created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camwiphen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Camwiphen, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Camwiphen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Camwiphen's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not keep seven birds in a large pit.

4. Never mix cherries with water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.