Stigwotaf is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring dingo.

Stigwotaf created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigwotaf, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stigwotaf, it will make you grow a tail.

Stigwotaf's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Stigwotaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with red.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not keep eight otters in a large pit.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.