Vinzogboss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable butterfly.

Vinzogboss created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinzogboss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vinzogboss, he will turn you into a plant.

Vinzogboss' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vinzogboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to geese while wearing boots.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear mauve scarves.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.