Bop is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, merciful hyena.

Bop created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bop, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bop, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bop's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.