Buttanhen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omniscient unicorn.

Buttanhen created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Buttanhen, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Buttanhen, she will destroy your favourite star.

Buttanhen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Buttanhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. You must love Buttanhen.

5. Worship no other gods but Buttanhen.