Loppadged Nullcebbad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, proud lizard.

Loppadged Nullcebbad created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loppadged Nullcebbad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Loppadged Nullcebbad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Loppadged Nullcebbad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Loppadged Nullcebbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Never feed carrots to seals while wearing shoes.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.