Hamnurlwap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak pigeon.

Hamnurlwap created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamnurlwap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hamnurlwap, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hamnurlwap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hamnurlwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Never adorn your chest with yellow markings.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Never prepare oranges during summer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.