Vonkfligmut Weghanmot Konhonsom is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, boastful cat.

Vonkfligmut Weghanmot Konhonsom created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkfligmut Weghanmot Konhonsom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vonkfligmut Weghanmot Konhonsom, it will come to you in dreams.

Vonkfligmut Weghanmot Konhonsom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vonkfligmut Weghanmot Konhonsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the west.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vonkfligmut Weghanmot Konhonsom.

5. Vonkfligmut Weghanmot Konhonsom loves seals, so they must be respected.